Osmosis Jones 2 (The Beginning P-1)

First I must say I have nothing to do with the Movie Osmosis Jones or Osmosis Jones 2 or the making of either one of them. I am in no way indorced by the Osmosis Jones Movie, or the Possible future movie Osmosis Jones 2.

This is My story and my version of How Osmosis Jones part 2 should go.


First it's ok which ever actor plays the poor sap we will be infecting today in our mad up Movie Osmosis Jones 2. Bill Murray (from Osmsosis Jones 1) did a good job, but then again it wasn't really that hard of a part either. (Not saying anything bad about Mr Murray...I think hes a wonderful actor who did a good job playing the part of a poor slob in Osmosis Jones.)

Osmosis Jones Part 2 will start out normally with a healthy guy or girl. Some kind of viral infection from an east African county will get transported to the US from an infected Cat ( or some other creative means, but where gonna go with a Cat for my version of Osmosis Jones 2) and somehow scratch and or infect the Main Character for the movie. All of this is obviously in real life. (and not in Osmosis Jones world)

Here's The Plot for How were going to infect the main character in Osmosis Jones 2. Were going to use a Cat. Heres how it happens...there's a little old lady that knows the main actors girlfriend who has been to Africa on vacation, while on vacation her cat got bit by a rare Lizard that had mutated DNA somehow.

She brings the cat back in the traditional way onboard a plane. Once home she goes to see her home and is visited by...Guess who...The main characters girlfriend and the main character himself (Preferabbly Bill Murray). (Osmosis Jones 1)

Once over there the main character goes to pick up the feline and gets scratched on the Arm.

WE Should switch over to cartoon mode and actually show the Scratch

Once Scratched we transform to Osmosis Jones 2 cartoon mode.

The movie will show the cat scratching the man from the inside of his body, (the actual tear and all) It will show the people in offices working getting knocked all around and explosions going off everywhere (this is happeneing preferably in slow motion), where the cat claws dug into his skin.

The Camera will show only a Funny Looking Smoke Cloud that quickly disappears, an no one thinks anything else of it.

Normally this is a catagory (some number threat) ( but for some reason this time the damage was extensive for reason we will divulge later an it's now a catagory whatever)

Osmosis Jones and his Cohort the Drixol Pill hear of the cituation over the radio while on patrol and go to investigate. When Osmosis Jones and Drix arrive there is carnage everywhere, there are fireman putting out fires and people being rescued all around.

Immidately Osmosis Jones and Drix (along with an army of other white blood cells and other odd little helpers) go into action to stop any infection, and repair any open wounds.

We switch back to the normal world outside for a minute. The guy who got scratched goes into his home an puts alcohol on his wound.

We swith back to the inside of the body. and show the alcohol creating like a barrier over the wound so no more infection will come in. (It will look like Ice)

Soon Osmosis Jones and Drix have the cituation under control. (Or so it will seem-- for the moment anyway)

(The creative cgi guys need to show Osmosis Jones and Drix batteling the fires and helping the other white Blod cells and other Bodily repair functions to repair the damages caused by the cat)

after all is said and done...the camera will switch to the scene where Osmosis Jones and Drix are wrapping up. "Whew" says Drix, that was a bad tear, Yea Osmosis says, it shore tore up allot of stuff for such a Small Scratch.

Osmosis Jones and Drix get in there car and drive off. ( cut Scene)

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